Evidently I am perverted even when I'm not trying to be. I was walking down the hall at the office and passed one of the purchasing guy's desk.
On it he had a bananna, it was very brown.
My comment was "That's one sorry excuse for a bannana."
(honestly, I didn't mean anything crude, really!)
Without missing a beat he replied, "My girfriend doesn't complain."
I think I like the new guy!
I and by I, I mean luvinthe88and20 helped me change my background!! I blame her for posting GDL's crotchshot. I had to do this. It made me.... the crotch spoke to me... It must remember me from all that groping I did at Torchsong.
so... go look!!!
and ladies, remember where to put your lipstick!
Ok, so I never filled out my bio on LJ and I've decided to have a little fun with it.
I want everyone to write a couple of sentences describing me, good, bad, weird, funny, whatever you percieve.
... yes I know, I'm asking for trouble.
I will then incorporate all the coments into a bio and post it to my LJ. Whatever you write I will put it in the bio so the more fun the better!
*puts on armour*
Alright people, hit me with your best shots!
Not the emotional kind.
I have bad knees, it comes from popping them out of place as a kid, yes I was strange.
Now my knees sort of go in two different directions. I don't know exactly what happened but some time yesterday at the bbq they started.... burning? I guess that could be the word. It's really only my right knee. But today, it hurts to walk and it feels almost like a bone spur.
Just an owie, and me whining about something other than TW.
Ok, my laptop will more than likely be out of comission for a week. Microcenter has a bit of a backlog.
My phone is now working again!
I am actually going to be social this weekend!
Tonight I am going out with an old theater friend for dinner and a movie!
Saturday, more than likely doing my whole Saturday morning routine with Cat.
Saturday night, maybe over to Jeff's for some movies and to check email.
Sunday, possibly into the city for Brunch with drgaellon (hey! amazonx are you interested??) It may depend on how soaking wet it is.
Whadda ya know, loose the computer get a life? Is that how it works?
Tell me where did you get your LJ username from?
About *coughcough* 20 years ago I created a character for the Renaissance Faire, her name was Emerald Seatears, there was a big whole backstory, but to this day at Faire I am known as Emyrld, however the spelling changed happened about 12 years ago when I signed up for email and found that so many variations of Emerald was taken, so I adapted and now am Emyrldlady pretty much everywhere.